I am the Leader of the elite Rabid Stealth Woodchuck Brigade and guardian of the almighty Rusty Spork. I am also a devout follower of the HOLY MOCHA! *worship*, chosen offspring of the Great Coffee God and the Great Chocolate Goddess, redeemer of the world, and great on ice. I am also the top recruiter for the Anti-Hermetic Order of the Mystical Golden Platypus. Have you thought about the platypus today?

To pay the bills for all of this, I work as a vet tech for the Arizona Humane Society. I have a Persian cat (Sassy) and two rabbits (Scotch and Schnapps). I am also addicted to yarn. I understand there is no cure for this and I'm okay with that.