The most unlikely Marvel character to ever receive the film treatment, Man-Thing, has received just that. But that's old news. It has been for quite a while now. In fact, the film has even been finished for quite a while now. So, after countless delays, when the hell are we gonna see this red-eyed, tentacle-faced creature on the screen? Well, to answer…my…own…question, April 2005! A lot of people have been quick to dismiss this film as crap before even seeing a second of it, but not Spooky Steve. No sir and/or ma'am…you see, I take a strong liking to movies that star giant primitive monsters, as they are a dying breed nowadays. Man-Thing could be the perfect monster movie for a generation that has barely seen any, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed, thankyouverymuch. As far as a more specific date for the film goes, we should be receiving something by the time the next Haunted Newsreel arrives, so keep watching this space.