around, everyone. I have a tale to tell you. It may shock you. It
might even horrify
you. But fear not, my dear readers. We have the safety of the
crackling fire and the roof over our heads to protect us from the
night's terrible wrath. You may have heard this story before.
Perhaps from a family member or a friend of a friend. For those of
you who have yet to hear this little shocker, you may wish you never