Meet Yuzna's "Rottweiler"

Lions Gate Films, the God of horror movie distributors, will be releasing the newest film directed by Brian Yuzna (director of cult classics such as Bride of Re-Animator, Return of the Living Dead III, The Dentist, and Beyond Re-Animator). The film is titled Rottweiler and according to imdb.com, this is what it's about:

{Rottweiler} follows the story of a dog who was beaten severely at a young age and has surgery, in which it's bones are replaced with metallic bones. Later, this half robotic dog comes back for a gruesome revenge…

Judging by that laughably horrible description, I'd say chances are very good that this film will be grand. There's always a chance it won't be, but come on, who doesn't enjoy a movie about a killer cyborg dog mauling people every now and then? Rottweiler is set for a direct-to-video release date sometime in Spring of 2005.